5 reasons why Odd-even failed this time and lessons in Governance

Odd even was supremely successful last time but this time there were usual chaos on the roads. Even pollution went up considerably.  I did a little bit of deep thinking as to why this happened.

  1. There were not enough Odd-Even Kejriwal posters in the city even there was enough of Kejriwal jee.
  2. Last time Delhi Junta was utterly confused whether their car number is Odd or even. Now after 3-4 months of coaching they knew and were confidently out on the road in their Honda Cities.
  3. Some people confused Odd-Even with supply of water in the city.
  4. More women were forced to drive by their in-laws.Some even had to learn how to drive 🙂
  5. BJP in the Centre got more cars from Neighbouring Haryana and Rajasthan to make sure that the experiment failed in the city ( Disclaimer-This is yet to be tweeted by Kejriwal jee)

According to my sources Kejriwal jee has dropped all plans for phase 3 of Odd-Even. Odd-Even was too AAM. This is will be replaced by Fibonacci series.  According to new rules your car need to have a fibonacci number to be able to come on the road. (Fibonacci Sequence is the series of numbers: 0, 1, 1, 2, 3, 5, 8, 13, 21, 34, … The next number is found by adding up the two numbers before it)  Since it will take some time for Delhi Junta to get familiar with this pasta sounding name we can be assured that there will be less cars on the road.

As to who will teach Delhi police (who is still un sure about whether number 0 is odd or even)  there were no comments.

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