7 things you didn’t knew about missing coalgate files

1) When a senior congress leader was asked about missing Coalgate scam files.

Coalgate? yes. I use colgate. Check my teeth.

2) When a junior congress leader was asked about the missing Coalgate scam files.

Dhoondo to Jaanein 🙂

3)  What the Government knows about the files but is not telling us about it.

Did we forgot to bribe to remove the files

4) And this is how the politicians and bureaucrats are discussing the issue.

arey tumhare naam bhee hai, …Tumhara naam bhee hai

5)  Digvijay Singh calls for Shiva’s help to find the missing files and to get Hindu votes ( His am I anti hindu Blog was clearly not enough)

These files are lying next to Bofors files

6) Are you sure you burned the files…. the chowkidar is still missing.

Not the Messenger you idiot, burn the files on your left

7) What was PMO busy doing- Madam G I have stored the files in a safe place and thrown the key away ( On your desk 🙂 )

Its hard to be MMS you know

Its hard to be MMS you know

 

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